Computer Wizard Gifts

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

'A hacker broke into our computer and, in an act of random kindness, organized our student files.'

'Great biceps! However, you need to get more exercise than just pointing and clicking.'

"That's Bill, from tech support."

Tech support...can I help you!

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'We're not interested in how you work with people, just computers.'

"Can we bond later, dad? I'm writing code."

'Just show me the mouse.'

"I see you sitting at your computer. Now you are opening up your email. You see a strange email with an attachment. Don't open it! Oh no, what have you done?"

"This might take a while."

"You fix computers, and I fix people. Judging by the shape you're in, my job will be a lot more challenging than yours."

"I don't know how to do fractions, but I do know how to build a computer that does them for me."

True Loves

'It didn't go 'splat', it went 'bang'.'

'They don't get any more operator friendly than this one.'

Manual Labor.

'Yes I have a virus, no I don't need IT Support.'

"We're beginning to think of you as one of the family"

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'I'll bet you pressed 'enter', didn't you?'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

Multi-tasking.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

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