Internet Sage Gifts

God started to wonder if his spam filter was too effective.

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'It wasn't a hasty decision. A lot of blogging went into it.'

"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Twitter censorship

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Wikipedia...

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Multiple personalities with blogs.

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Computer spying.

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.