Cyber Sage Gifts

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

'Since everything is stored in the cloud, it's all about data management and cyber security up here now.'

Dot Om.

First Church: Thy shalt not blog against thy neighbor.

'Your computer picked up viruses. . . An ounce of perversion costs a lot of pounds to cure.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."

'The future is in drones and cyber attacks. . .'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Here's MY information highway!'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Wikipedia...

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Gawk

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

Jules Henri Poincare

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)