Cyber Sage T-Shirts

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

'Since everything is stored in the cloud, it's all about data management and cyber security up here now.'

Dot Om.

First Church: Thy shalt not blog against thy neighbor.

'Your computer picked up viruses. . . An ounce of perversion costs a lot of pounds to cure.'

I had a wi-fi port installed to pick up reports of current events. You have a node for news!

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"My Soul belongs to the Computer."

'The future is in drones and cyber attacks. . .'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'Here's MY information highway!'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Computer whisperer.

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

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