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"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Question authority"

Free Little Library

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

Gawk

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

'Of course you did better when you went to school. That was before the information age.'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."