Digital Sage T-Shirts

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'I finally discovered the secret of the Universe, and I forgot to bookmark it!'

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

Norman was begining to grasp the limitations of modern technology.

"Tell me you didn't just dissolve into a meaningless bunch of codeless pixels."

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"You didn't actually read all your user agreements before clicking 'agree', did you?"

"Yes, the meaning of life is...just a moment, I really should take this!"

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

Wikipedia...

"I knew I should've removed those photos of me I posted on my social media page."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Twitter censorship

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Multiple personalities with blogs.