Digital Sage Prints

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'I finally discovered the secret of the Universe, and I forgot to bookmark it!'

'The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you.'

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

Norman was begining to grasp the limitations of modern technology.

"Tell me you didn't just dissolve into a meaningless bunch of codeless pixels."

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"You didn't actually read all your user agreements before clicking 'agree', did you?"

"Yes, the meaning of life is...just a moment, I really should take this!"

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

Wikipedia...

"I knew I should've removed those photos of me I posted on my social media page."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Twitter censorship

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

'It's not dead, honey. You've just never seen it turned off before.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'