Digital Sage Seeker Prints

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

Wikipedia...

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Free Little Library

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Question authority"

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

'Did you try 'Google'?'

Jeff's computer had ran out of memory again. Computer is saying 'How do I turn on again?'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Gawk

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"OMG! 12 followers already...this thing could go viral."

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'