Sage Seeker Prints

"Question authority"

"Do you have an appointment?"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'Look, here comes our 'meals on wheels'.'

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

"Good game."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Needs to get a life"

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

Tiny Visions

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Zenemies.