Sage Seeker Gifts

"Question authority"

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'Look, here comes our 'meals on wheels'.'

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

"Good game."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Needs to get a life"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Zenemies.

Tiny Visions

My God, I need to fart.

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'