Investment Sage Seeker Gifts

'Bulls and bears are my ying and yang.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Look, you can actually see Bill Gates' office from here.'

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

What is possible/what is probable.

What is possible and what is probable.

"Question authority"

Frank and Ernest Venture Capital. We need seed money.

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Man chasing money

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

Gold Crisis

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.