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'Bulls and bears are my ying and yang.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Nonsense, Mr. Turpin - you're as wealthy as an ox."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'While your word is your bond, at this point it's a junk bond.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

What is possible/what is probable.

What is possible and what is probable.

"Question authority"

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

Gold Crisis

Man chasing money

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'