Profit-seeking Sage T-Shirts

'In my years of meditation, I've concluded that being a prophet without profit is not the path to nirvana.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

That party went well.

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Tariff Adjustment

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

'He's a successful investment advisor.'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'No sir, I'm afraid there isn't a patron saint for investors.'

Having a senior moment

'There's more to life than winning; there's also taking losses as tax write-offs, That's it?'