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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

Tariff Adjustment

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Financial Eyesight

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

"Let's be honest here and admit we're targeting the 'stupid-with-their-money' demographic."

Barry Cryer.

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

'It's never too late to start investing, even if your Social Security number is...8?'

The Circle.

"This is money—get ready to worry about it for the rest of your life."

Sixty is the new fifty mostly because all the money we saved in the last decade is gone.

'Investments in money funds increased this month on news it TAKES money to MAKE money.'

Pollution and money

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all money had been in risk-free bonds."

'All that we learn from history is that we don't learn from history...'

'These people have terrible attention spans - I'll just bring them ten commandments at a time.'

'No sir, I'm afraid there isn't a patron saint for investors.'

Beggars' sign - 'Firmly believed my own financial newsletter'.

Having a senior moment

'And right here the company experienced a cataclysmic event of biblical proportions.'

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

"Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be paid back."

'If stocks are up, bonds are down. If bonds are up, stocks are down. It's life's Yin and Yang.'

'I like green tea. It's the color of money.'

'Grandpa says there's more to life than what you see on TV. He must not have cable.'