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"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Sigmund Freud.

That party went well.

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

Climate Summit

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

It's the biofuel generation.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

A wiser and a better man

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The oil trap.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

SWOTs

'We need to do a better job at whatever it is that we do.'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

Trusting

Tariff Adjustment

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'