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'And right here the company experienced a cataclysmic event of biblical proportions.'

The waves of the Euro, Dollar and Sterling eroding the cliff that suports the world economy.

Sixty is the new fifty mostly because all the money we saved in the last decade is gone.

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

Don't get me started about the poor . . . because of them I can't afford to retire.

Tariff Adjustment

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

"The president demands that staff take responsibility for failures, and the multi-trillion deficit is down to YOU!"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

EU and India partnership.

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Pre-Old Blues

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'We're counting on inflation.'

"We have to make massive cuts so we can reduce debt... which will cut into growth which is needed so we can make massive cuts..."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'Money, I'm home!'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

A collective sigh of relief.