Socioeconomic Sage T-Shirts

"I worry that we're headed for a future where you won't be able to earn three hundred times the salary of your lowest paid worker."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

Twitter censorship

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"This looks good, Jim, but we'd better run it by legal, Siri, and Alexa."

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Bishop with a crozier case.

Multiple personalities with blogs.

'Probably just another correctional movement.'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Tariff Adjustment

"And that one's for the relief of anxiety caused by the high cost of medication."

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

"Yes, you've mentioned this 'Facebook' in the past—tell me, is 'Facebook' saying anything right now?"

Jules Henri Poincare