Scholarly Sage T-Shirts

Dress your scholarly sage in style with witty t-shirts designed to showcase their love for learning and creativity. Perfect for casual days or inspiring moments, these shirts make a thoughtful statement.

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'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?' mockup

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

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"Given my salary, it's appropriate that I teach microeconomics."

"Given my salary, it's appropriate that I teach microeconomics." mockup

"Given my salary, it's appropriate that I teach microeconomics."

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Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

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'If you didn't read the assigned chapters, fess up now before I use my years of experience to weed you out.'

'If you didn't read the assigned chapters, fess up now before I use my years of experience to weed you out.' mockup

'If you didn't read the assigned chapters, fess up now before I use my years of experience to weed you out.'

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"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company." mockup

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

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British savings accounts

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"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd." mockup

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

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Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar. mockup

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..." mockup

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

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"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series." mockup

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

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"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?" mockup

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

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'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.' mockup

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

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Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

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"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night." mockup

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

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Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute mockup

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

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'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!' mockup

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

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Voltaire

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"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Did you ask the client about product placement?" mockup

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

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"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?" mockup

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

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How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause. mockup

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer mockup

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

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"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?" mockup

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

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Justice

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"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum." mockup

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

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The 11th Commandment

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Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours. mockup

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

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Bishop with a crozier case.

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Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number mockup

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

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'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.' mockup

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

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Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!' mockup

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

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"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password." mockup

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

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'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?' mockup

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

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Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope mockup

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

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Scholarly Sage T-Shirts Collection

Scholarly Sage Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and wise mugs for the scholarly sage. Perfect for starting their day with a smile and a splash of inspiration.

Scholarly Sage Pillows

Add comfort and wit to their home with pillows crafted for the clever and curious. Perfect for cozy reading nooks or inspiring spaces.

Scholarly Sage Prints

Inspire their environment with prints that celebrate wisdom and curiosity. Ideal for their study or creative space, these designs speak volumes.