Scholarly Sage Gifts

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

"Given my salary, it's appropriate that I teach microeconomics."

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'If you didn't read the assigned chapters, fess up now before I use my years of experience to weed you out.'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

British savings accounts

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

Justice

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

The 11th Commandment

Bishop with a crozier case.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."