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The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

British savings accounts

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

Voltaire

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Justice

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

The 11th Commandment

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

Bishop with a crozier case.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

God finger

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Manspreading in Art