Philosopher Sage T-Shirts

British savings accounts

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Today we studied Matthew, the first in a four-part series."

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

The older I get, the more introspective I get, or is that retrospective?'

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

Voltaire

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Justice

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

US Tightens The Iraq War Belt

The 11th Commandment

Bishop with a crozier case.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

God finger

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

Manspreading in Art

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."