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"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Sigmund Freud.

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

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"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'Oh, yeah? -- Well, my true inner self can whip your true inner self!'

"Did you ask the client about product placement?"

'Chicken soup for dummies who don't sweat the small stuff.'

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

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Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

Bishop with a crozier case.

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'How am I supposed to meditate with your nose whistling?'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

'I'm all tired out from creating - let's just use NATURAL selection from now on.'

'It's a simple two-part strategy. First, locate the hills. Then head for them.'

Couldn't you have used a smaller font?

Jules Henri Poincare

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

"You're confusing guilt with feelings of remorse. With remorse, you don't need a lawyer."

Getting to Know You

How to believe in yourself.

The Phenomenon of Absolute Power, Expressed as a Geometric Curve.

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.