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"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"I can't protect you from everything, but I can read you stories that make you believe I can protect you from everything."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Lady of the bath...

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

The Paper Route

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

'As chairman, that's my opinion. I propose we table any motion to further discuss this matter. All those in favor say 'aye'. All those opposed say 'bye'.'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

One way only.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"First order of business...no more memos beginning 'Once Upon a Time.'"

Three Witches from Macbeth