School Sage T-Shirts

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Dad, I misbehaved at school again, so my teacher sent me home with a bill for her therapy."

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

One way only.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Smirking or Non-smirking

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Anything you say, Mr. Einstein, can be used to explain the origin of the universe."

Jules Henri Poincare

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"For the next few hours, I'll be bringing you info with no tainment."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'