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'Any other counter-terrorism experience besides driving a junior high school bus?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

'I work at a school's Lost Property Office: I track down the owners of lost items...'

"I got my emotional baggage down to a little carry-on."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

Smirking or Non-smirking

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

"For the next few hours, I'll be bringing you info with no tainment."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

'No, we can never actually see the big cartoonist, but he's everywhere.'

"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"

'Forget the test Mrs. Winslow. Let's send out for pizza!'

'Don't trust people Billy, they'll only hurt you.'

'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

Forget Ryan Beardsley. Why? I'm so on his wave-length! He's way into the environment. No way! He's talking to the principal about recycling. Office. Indeed. If reusing Sally Sipe's English paper counts as recycling.

The first day of school is always filled with crazy emotions. Joy and trauma. Triumph and failure. Frustration and disappointment. And that's just dealing with my cruddy new locker.

'That mantra you gave me is politically incorrect!'

"Dad, I misbehaved at school again, so my teacher sent me home with a bill for her therapy."

'You're consuming way too much sodium. Read the story of Lot's wife, and come back next week.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single status update."

"The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you."