Investment Insight Seeker Gifts

'What's that terrible smell?'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"All the celebrities come here."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'The financial advisor is here.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"Are you blushing?!"

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Stock Exchange.

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

This is Mr Smith from Big Data Mining. He says he's found an insight.