Investment Insight Seeker Prints

'What's that terrible smell?'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Day trading.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"All the celebrities come here."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

"Now, let’s talk about your attachment issues."

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

"Are you blushing?!"

F&E Submarine Contractors. When we ask the government for assistance, we should avoid calling it a "bailout."

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

'The financial advisor is here.'

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Stock Exchange.

ME, MEDITATING ON NO-SELF

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

"Anyone having a 'Eureka!' moment?"

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"