Golfing Sage Seeker Gifts

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Free Little Library

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"Question authority"

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

Just think of meditation as "mental floss." (Published previously on 3/17/2006.)

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

Mary Queen of Scots

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Guru Needs Tech Support

Hitchhiking Snowman.

"No kidding… the meaning of life is Twizzlers?!"

I only know the meaning of life -- Old Goopta over there knows what women want.

Golf ball in birds nest

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

'No kidding? -- I was at Woodstock, too!'

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

Golf Sale

Mounting a Horse

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

"Finally, a world where everyone wants to serve me."

'Bulls and bears are my ying and yang.'