Golfing Sage Seeker Pillows

'Have you tried adjusting your grip on the golf club?'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Free Little Library

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Question authority"

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

Mary Queen of Scots

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

"Do you have money or is it money that has you?"

'This alternative doctor of yours better be good!'

"Like the boy scouts, Preacher; always prepared."

Guru Needs Tech Support

Hitchhiking Snowman.

'No kidding? -- I was at Woodstock, too!'

"It's true you always need to be prepared but you're not going to need the microwave."

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

"Sorry about that - just clearing my throat."

Golf ball in birds nest

"No kidding… the meaning of life is Twizzlers?!"

Golf Sale

Mounting a Horse

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

'Bulls and bears are my ying and yang.'