Golfing Sage Pillows

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

It can be taken up at any age....

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

The chairman's boat springs a leak: 'Just keep bailing and never mind the wisecracks.'

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

"E-cigarette or non e-cigarette section."

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

Long and Short Term Investments.