Golf Sage Enthusiast Pillows

'No, even I don't know the secret of golf.'

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Kid uses his violin as a golf club.

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Doctor pulling golf caddy sees patient pulling oxygen caddy.

Knight Golfing

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

A daily rubdown with a beard brush will wrangle awkward bristles and train them downwards...

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

Snooker Golf.

I think you're ace

"The goal is to hate yourself."

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Do you want to win the game or my business?

Zeus's Caddy

Putting Practice.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'