Humorous Sage Seeker Prints

"No kidding… the meaning of life is Twizzlers?!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

That party went well.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Justice

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"Question authority"

How To Cut The Defense Budget

God finger

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

Manspreading in Art

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

White House Correspondents' Dinner: Featuring the Comedian-in-Chief.

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

'Mr Slickovitz will now brief you on corporate creole!'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

"I've been voting for the lesser of two evils for decades now, and yet the country still seems to be self-destructing in slow motion."