Humorous Sage Seeker Mugs

"No kidding… the meaning of life is Twizzlers?!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

British savings accounts

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

That party went well.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Justice

The 11th Commandment

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Question authority"

God finger

Greek Tragedy: 'Yes... we agree to further cuts in government spendings..!!!'

How To Cut The Defense Budget

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Manspreading in Art

"It doesn't work on geese."

'Plant a tree, build a house, father a child and make sure that there is a good lawyer in your closest circle of friends.'

"Don't worry, it's nothing."

"Are you sure that this is really the way? I thought there was a staircase or highway?" "Maybe we should just go back down and pray!"

"You know the rules, if you can't pay my fee I shall have to eat you."

"Either the crystal ball's had it or you have."

Just what were you doing in Georgia anyways Hmmm Isn't it true that you were lookin' for a soul to steal Your confession states that you were in a bind cause you were way behind, Care to elaborate, Mr, Seacrest I mean, Lucifer,,

'When the time comes, Goopta, I'd like to be bronzed.'

'Your honor, my client only broke into the museum because he had an art attack.'

"All I'm saying is that you'd sell a lot more if you had Mary on the cover."

To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.

'Mr Slickovitz will now brief you on corporate creole!'

'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'