Online Sage Prints

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

"I got all 'Cs', but I call that an 'A' report card...'A' for 'Average.'"

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Wikipedia...

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

One way only.

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

One can hardly be expected to solve the riddle of existence without a computer

IMHOtep

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"You've done it - you've come up with the perfect password."

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

Gawk

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"Rough year?" (2021 new year baby asking 2020 old year man)

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

'Wh-h-hatz-u-upp, dude?'

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"Well the good news is that the new software analysed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product. . ."

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

There's the pay TV remote, the set top box remote, the TV remote...now where did I put the worth watching remote?

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

'Ms. Trent, would you go down to the third grade and get one of the computer techs?'