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'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Music producers.

"Sinclair's not all he's cracked up to be. His reputation exceeds him."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

Climate Summit

"Welcome aboard - That'll be your work station over there."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

It's the biofuel generation.

'I've noticed that no matter how busy you are, you are never too busy to stop an talk about how busy you are.'

"Say one Our Father Attenborough and three Hail Gretas."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

The oil trap.

"I make money, therefore I am."

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

"Successful leadership involves more than just shouting at people."

'Do you think you can turn the company around without making us all dizzy?'

"Sure your portfolio has taken a hit, but if you stay in the market for the long haul you'll be fine."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

WORLD COUNCIL ON GLOBAL WARMING, 'I regret to report that there's no global warming threat after all - we just got Fahrenheit and Celsius mixed up.'

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

Climate Change Rhetoric

"Why would YOU want to know the meaning of life?"

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."