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Computer in the Stone.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Obsession with the Internet.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Keep on Truckin.