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"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Obsession with the Internet.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Man doing a search on a computer

Second lifeReal life.

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

Keep on Truckin.

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."