Tech Sage Gifts

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Computer whisperer.

"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"

'Here's MY information highway!'

"If you phone it in at work, make sure you have unlimited data."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

Why do you need so many computers?

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

Wikipedia...

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Electronics: Nooks/Crannies

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.