Tech Sage Gifts

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Computer whisperer.

"If we're supposedly descended from computers, how come we still have computers?"

By the time I found the key to success, they'd added a password.

'Here's MY information highway!'

"If you phone it in at work, make sure you have unlimited data."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'Can our software do that?'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Help! I'm wired and I can't get up!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

If Disney was a software company

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Man doing a search on a computer

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Why do you need so many computers?

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.