Software Sages Gifts

"Like, hello? nothing's wrong with the software. You hit delete. If you want to answer prayers, hit send."

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'Here's MY information highway!'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Where was I?

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

Wikipedia...

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Sales Chart Through Ceiling

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

"Intrapreneuring chief- how about a glass on the house?"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."

Psychiatrist interview an irrational number

"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

Help me COVI one ten O.B. you're my only hope

"I recently upgraded my resume-writing software."

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

Computer whisperer.

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

"They say it's the first sign of aging - not being able to keep up with new technology."

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Sales are down. We tried to make the latest version, of our best selling software, foolproof. Apparently, someone was making better fools.'

Gawk