"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."
Security Sage Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful gift for a security sage? Whether they’re safeguarding secrets or protecting the peace, these creative products blend humor and wisdom perfectly. From mugs to prints, find items that honor their vigilant spirit and clever insight. A fun way to recognize the guardian in your life, these unique gifts make a memorable impression, combining personality with purpose.
"No, I'm not writing a short story. That's my password."
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"Your Honour, Counsel submits the emails are admissible on the basis that anyone could have guessed the password."
Door Security - Head Hitter.
"This site better be secure before you put our personal information on it."
"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."
'Here's MY information highway!'
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."
"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"
'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'
'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.
Wikipedia...
Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job
'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'
"Did you ask the client about product placement?"
Nuclear Security Summit
Statue of Security
Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.
'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'
"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."
"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."
"That does it! ISIS is defeated."
Dictator, Interrupted
The Costs Of Doing War.
The Ayatollah Bomb?
"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."
How to create a password you can remember...
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
Security Sage Gifts Collection
Security Sage Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate security sages — perfect for coffee breaks and morning reflections. A great gift for the vigilant in your life.
Security Sage Pillows
Relax in style with pillows designed for the security sage. They add humor and wisdom to any living space, making a thoughtful gift.
Security Sage Prints
Bring a touch of insight home with prints that honor the security sage. Stylish and meaningful, they make great gifts for the protectors among us.
Security Sage T-Shirts
Find the perfect t-shirt that showcases the wisdom and wit of security sages. These tees are a fun way to celebrate their protective spirit.