Surveillance Sage Gifts

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

The Anti-Agent

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I spy with my little eye…"

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

CCTV in church.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

The Modern Godot

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'