Surveillance Expert Gifts

Watching The Watchers.

"Watch what you say. The appliances have ears."

Video Camera Love.

Desert CCTV...

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

The Anti-Agent

CCTV in church.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'If we're going to do this on the NHS, I shall have to install a CCTV camera inside your head...'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

CCTV in operation.

How I Learned to Love the Drone Bomb

CCTV - Suggestions Box

"We traced the call. It's coming from inside the anemone."

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

'I want to tell you how great you look on closed circuit television.'

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"I spy with my little eye…"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Statue of Security

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Nuclear Security Summit

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."