Surveillance Expert Mugs

Watching The Watchers.

"Watch what you say. The appliances have ears."

Video Camera Love.

Desert CCTV...

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

The Anti-Agent

CCTV in church.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'If we're going to do this on the NHS, I shall have to install a CCTV camera inside your head...'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Well, we'd better review the tapes.'

CCTV in operation.

CCTV - Suggestions Box

"We traced the call. It's coming from inside the anemone."

'That wasn't a fly you swatted - it was a drone!'

'I want to tell you how great you look on closed circuit television.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

The Modern Godot

The Costs Of Doing War.