Espionage Expert Mugs

An employee of a school for spies, reads a top secret document as the photo/ painting of the schools founder peeks over his shoulder.

US Camouflage School

'What do you mean you keep getting 'The number you want is busy' ?'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles - we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts!'

The Anti-Agent

"Bond James, Bond."

Barks in code.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'More government surveillance!'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

'I can't read their smoke signal. It's encrypted.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

Statue of Security

Nuclear Security Summit

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'