Surveillance Professional Gifts

"My dad works in surveillance."

'After Graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance by the C.I.A. How about you?'

The Anti-Agent

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"He's a guard dog."

"I need to know who started it."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I spy with my little eye…"

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Beware of Don"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"I say we move on to dessert."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

CCTV in church.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Mou...Man trap!

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Inhospitality tent.