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"My dad works in surveillance."

'After Graduation, I plan on working in warrantless surveillance by the C.I.A. How about you?'

The Anti-Agent

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"OK, you're good and just the guy we need in security."

"I need to know who started it."

"He's a guard dog."

Dog barking at everything except a burglar.

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Beware of Don"

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"I say we move on to dessert."

Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother

Mou...Man trap!

'Hey, buddy -- can you keep a secret?'

CCTV in church.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Inhospitality tent.

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'