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Desert Island with CCTV.

"I don't have the heart to tell her."

Hardware Store: Drone Swatter

Business cartoon of video camera spying on 'anonymous tips' box.

The Anti-Agent

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Working in the Hazard Zone!

If nobody had invented graphics

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

Local News in Heaven

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"I spy with my little eye…"

Police film evidence

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

CCTV in church.

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Information about information about information about information.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."