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The successful rubbernecker...

The Anti-Agent

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I spy with my little eye…"

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

CCTV in church.

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Information about information about information about information.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

The Modern Godot

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Spy Satellite

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

"I think Baxter needs a break."