Scene Surveillants Pillows

The successful rubbernecker...

The Anti-Agent

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

CCTV in church.

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Information about information about information about information.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

The Modern Godot

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Spy Satellite

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

"I think Baxter needs a break."