We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
Surveillance Specialist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that cleverly celebrate surveillance specialists, blending humor and professionalism into wearable statements that respect their sharp focus and keen perception.
Safety
'Intruder on the 8th floor? It's only a seven story building.'
We Are More Worried about Losing the Right to Take Away Your Privacy
Diary of a DNA Cop
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
BUGS: exterminator/ spy device installation.
'I'm a firm believer in not going out of my way to give employees the opportunity to test their honesty.'
Moby the Private Dick.
'He's our best security monitor ever!'
Robber holding up a man who is wearing a jacket branded 'Video Surveillance Systems'.
"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"
"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."
CCTV in Operation: Warning Guard Dogs In Use
The Anti-Agent
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"I need to know who started it."
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"I see you've security marked your property."
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
AI Safety Officer
"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."
"I spy with my little eye…"
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
'Your parents are way too overprotective.'
CCTV in church.
'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'
'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
Information about information about information about information.
It's spooky how Amazon can track you down
Surveillance Specialist T-Shirts Collection
Surveillance Specialist Mugs
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Surveillance Specialist Pillows
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Surveillance Specialist Prints
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