'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'
Surveillance Technician T-Shirts
Celebrate a surveillance technician’s sharp skills with our witty t-shirts. Perfect for casual wear, these shirts make a statement about their vital role in security and monitoring.
"They don't prevent crime, but the videos make great blooper reels."
Big Brother Is a Slacker
Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.
"I spy with my little eye…"
The Anti-Agent
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"I need to know who started it."
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.
'Your parents are way too overprotective.'
"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."
"Says, property of the I.R.S."
'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'
CCTV in church.
We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.
Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.
'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'
It's spooky how Amazon can track you down
Information about information about information about information.
"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"
Shark tower surveillance camera.
"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."
'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'
"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."
Dictator, Interrupted
"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."
"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"
The Modern Godot
'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
Surveillance Technician T-Shirts Collection
Surveillance Technician Mugs
Explore our range of surveillance technician mugs to find the perfect mix of humor and appreciation for their important role.
Surveillance Technician Pillows
Discover our surveillance technician pillows, combining comfort and clever design to brighten their working and relaxing spaces.
Surveillance Technician Prints
Look at our vibrant surveillance technician prints to add a personal or professional touch to their workspace or home decor.