Surveillance Specialists Gifts

Wot Chew Lookin' AT!

The Anti-Agent

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

The Circular Logic of Fascism

"I need to know who started it."

'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"I spy with my little eye…"

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Keep an eye on that one. He looks like a sketchy character to me.'

CCTV in church.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Information about information about information about information.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

"I don't need your resume. Your current employer forwarded me a ton of security video that you're featured in."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

Shark tower surveillance camera.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Dictator, Interrupted

The Modern Godot

'How do I know if you've been naughty or nice? CCTV!!'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Spy Satellite

"I think Baxter needs a break."

Super-ego Surveillance